The Virgin Mary. The three kings. A few wayward sheep. These are the figures one expects to find in a traditional Christmas nativity scene. Not a smartly dressed peasant squatting behind a rock with his rear-end exposed.
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Scottsdale people crack me up!
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“SCOTTSDALE – A mother faces child endangerment charges after a valet called police to report she left her 2-year-old son alone in her BMW while she shopped at Scottsdale Fashion Square.
Gardenia Zakrzewski-Johansson was arrested in the mall parking lot outside Neiman Marcus after valets watched her walk into the store with a small dog under her arm, directing them to watch her car with the child inside.”
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10:45:12 AM Curry: i have a date tomorrow 
10:45:28 AM Curry: i am cooking a vegan dinner
10:45:29 AM Jantzie: nice!
10:45:34 AM Curry: i hope i dont F things up
10:46:02 AM Jantzie: ha
10:46:08 AM Jantzie: yeah like drop a sausage in it 
Jantzie: Why did it take Michelangelo 4 years to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel?
Jantzie: Answer- Endless client revisions.
Deem: I bet Michelangelo was just a dumbass
Jantzie: Yeah or he worked by the hour, you know, union guy.
8:51:32 AM Curry: do you have a cure for the worst headache in human history?
8:52:31 AM Jantzie: yes
8:52:44 AM Jantzie: kick yourself in the junk
8:54:46 AM Curry: some how i dont see that coming out like i planed in my head
8:55:10 AM Jantzie: well your head is probably broken, seeing as you have a headache
8:55:23 AM Jantzie: just try it and see what happens – you can’t be worse off eh?
8:56:02 AM Curry: i would like to have kids in the near future
8:56:41 AM Jantzie: 
8:56:44 AM Jantzie: near! like tomorrow
8:56:47 AM Jantzie: you better get busy
8:56:48 AM Jantzie: literally
