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    First TomKat Wedding Video

    January 29th, 2007

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    “Office Space” Recut

    January 25th, 2007

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    Learn to Speak Body: Tape 5

    January 23rd, 2007

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    Idioms to Needlepoint

    January 22nd, 2007

    jantzie: hehe there are options tho
    jantzie: you know what I am a sayin?
    jantzpantz: hehe
    jantzpantz: yeah
    jantzie: no need to spend all your tokens within the first hour when the arcade is open all night, you know?
    jantzie: :P
    jantzie: write that one down
    jantzpantz: haha
    jantzpantz: i think i am going to needlepoint that on a pillow

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    Amazing David “Fingers” Haynes

    January 22nd, 2007

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    Band Name of the Day

    January 22nd, 2007

    “piona the piano”

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    A Warm Fuzzy From Ms. Edna

    January 18th, 2007

    This will warm your heart. Just when you have lost faith in human kindness. Someone who teaches at a middle school in Safety Harbor, Florida, forwarded the following letter. The letter was sent to the principal’s office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An old lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankind. Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today.

    Dear Safety Harbor Middle School:

    God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Safety Harbor Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and it’s nice to know that someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady. My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio, but before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping. The other day her radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I told her to kiss my ass.

    Thank you for that opportunity.

    Sincerely,
    Edna

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    The Other Iphone Lawsuit

    January 12th, 2007

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    800,000 Privileged Youths Enlist To Fight In Iraq

    January 10th, 2007
    800,000 Privileged Youths Enlist To Fight In Iraq

    The Onion

    800,000 Privileged Youths Enlist To Fight In Iraq

    WASHINGTON – “I didn’t realize you could just sign up,” said 26-year-old Brookline, MA resident and law-school grad Daniel Feldman.


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    One-eyed Jack

    January 3rd, 2007

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