“Hobbit Erotica”

Jenni-B: You know, everytime you mention the Baldwin Brothers? you
invoke the power of their spirits. You really should be more
respectful of such a dark and mysterious magic. You know not what you
do.

Deem: Do you mean the family of fine actors or the family who manufacture awesome pianos and organs and such? They’re both magic to me. In different ways.

Jantzie: It is odd how often all conversations turn towards the Baldwins. It’s like the new thing to talk about at parties, instead of the weather or whatever. Also, isn’t it interesting how none of the Baldwins are actually bald? I guess it’s just one of the great mysteries of our time.

Jenni-B: It’s their magic. It protects them from baldness. Their hair is the source of their power. And now when I think of the Baldwins, I will not only see thier faces, but also a pipe organ.

Deem: Break it down: Bald Wins. Bald folks are winners – Deal Or No Deal, anyone? Hmmm? Hmm?

Jantzie: Well what about mr. clean? Being a bald janitor doesn’t seem like winning to me. I think he got kicked out of the magic genie academy and had to go into janitorial engineering.

Deem: I submit that M. Clean is neither genie or janitor. (is he?) He is a bald winner, tho. Was he born a Clean? Or is that his showbiz name? Do you think he has a brother who is insanely jealous of his success? I’ll research it