I don’t even know these people, but I love this. Everyone loves Pee-Wee.
PEE-WEE FOR PRESIDENT 2008!
Side note: I have visited the dinosaurs on a few times on trips from Phoenix to LA. Somewhere in between the trips something went awry in the gift shop and the whole thing went to the religious extreme! Check out the official site for more info the dinos and the museum.
I can email them to you individually if you prefer. They are all so great I was having a hard time narrowing them down. So have at it.
My pitch: everyone needs a place to do their business. Not that kind of business, sicko, the work kind. Being a graphic designer and a random person in general, I like to be in an environment that inspires me creatively, usually that means something a bit off the beaten path. I have done some smaller cube themes before but fairly contained and just generally on the weenie scale.
This one is all cabin. Full on faux – wood panelling (contact paper), animal heads and bodies (stuffed and inflatable, naturally) flowers, and artwork. Apparently I was going for John Waters does The Great Outdoors kind of look. And look, there it is. Majestic. (One lone tear just rolled down your right cheek, didn’t it?)
I hope you enjoy. In fact, I hope you enjoy so much that I can in turn enjoy the $500 gift card and guitar hero within.
Chunk: Listen, okay? You guys’ll never believe me. There was two cop cars, okay? And they were chasing this four-wheel deal, this real neat ORV, and there were bullets flying all over the place. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw!
Mikey: More amazing than the time Michael Jackson come over to your house to use the bathroom.
Brandon Walsh: More amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire, right?
Mouth: Yeah, and I bet it was even more amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather’s pizza, right?
Chunk: Okay, Brand. Michael Jackson didn’t come over to my house to use the bathroom. He was about to. But his sister did.
ben-jamin: wait, why is your shirt up?
jantzie: now it’s up for public scoring and ridicule
jantzie: then the Man might print it, maybe not
ben-jamin: sweet. I’ll put in my two bits
jantzie: thank yo
jantzie: I gave myself a 5
jantzie: high 5 that is
ben-jamin: sweet
jantzie: booyah!
jantzie: hehe that is kind of a blowhard thing to do
ben-jamin: no way. it shows confidence
jantzie: I can’t believe that people didn’t like my “Up With Peepholes” slogan shirt idea
jantzie: hehe
jantzie: out of 55 votes, 2% liked it
jantzie: one of those was me
ben-jamin: hehe
ben-jamin: what a bunch of loosers
ben-jamin: 2% of 55 is one
jantzie: oh balls
jantzie: ha
ben-jamin: hehe
jantzie: crap
jantzie: no wonder I suck at my taxes
ben-jamin: ha
jantzie: dammit jim, I am a graphic designer, not a math genius
jantzie: what about this one:
jantzie: POOP: Professional Organization Of People of 50 votes, 12% like it
ben-jamin: it’s ok. My dad is an engineer, so we had math facts around the diner table
ben-jamin: 6 people
jantzie: snap!
jantzie: moooving on up
ben-jamin: 12 X .5
ben-jamin: or 12 divided by 2
jantzie: Hypnotist: You will give one hundred and ten percent…Team: That’s impossible. No one can give more than one hundred percent. By definition that is the most anyone can give…
ben-jamin: hehe
Since I am on a roll with my screenshots and whatnot… okay, you got me, I am finally getting around to cleaning off my desktop. But check it out! Kat Von D & Pee-Wee… a (rhyming) match made in heaven. Oh yeah, and Stevo.
Notice Pee-Wee’s line of sight… say no more, say no more!
I know I am a bit slow on posting this, but I this caption is so… odd. First off, did the guy actually deliver the wrong flowers or was the person that send them actually there to verify that they were incorrect? If that person was there, why didn’t they just buy the flowers and bring them with them in the first place? How did the delivery guy know they were the wrong flowers, did they say Russell Crowe on them or something? (PS yes, that was the only other Australian I could think of). Why not just leave the flowers and then go back and deliver the right ones, instead of taking them back like a deuchebag? And is the guy taking the picture the guy writing the captions? Talk about multitalented… NOT! (PPS yes, not jokes are back in vogue… like Borat.)
Pondering captions on AP photos is what keeps me up at night.
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