Time Whale Spent

Errors, errors again at Twitter. But I’m not sad, not when I have this to look at:

Thought Process:
1. So is that some kind of ultra-lightweight styrofoam whale?
2. Interesting. Do those packing peanuts shoot out of it’s blow hole? (that’s what she said)
3. And are those birds pigeons?
4. Maybe African? No, no, European.
5. That whale seems a bit too happy to be out of his natural habitat.
6. What a masochist… he is gonna die!
7. I guess I would want to leave if my water turned into lava and super sharp shark fins. (that’s what she said to say three times fast)
8. But lazy, lazy… wouldn’t the whale swim faster than those European pigeons could carry?
9. AHH! NOT EUROPEAN LAVA PIGEONS!?
10. And where did those European lava pigeons learn to make nets?
11. Lastly, can you get that rope at Home Depot?
12. The end.