I was turned onto these mario paint composter songs by the music machine, GDGD. Midi is totally back, bitches.

Mr T is the coolest guy I know. Well, the coolest guy I pretend to know.

You can send your love to the curry, giver of this delightful video.

Sent to me from my personal assassin, the Ninja.

This dog is so BA, he can do tricks AND turn. That is better than I can ride. If only there was a sequel to Gleaming the Cube with a bulldog. That has Academy Award written all over it.

In case you have forgotten the masterpiece, relive the adventure:

Mr. E got me hooked on this McDonalds flash game where you run all the different areas of the McDonalds Corporation at once. I really like sim games and would normally call myself a fairly decent player, but I am really horrible at this one. However, I did just hit a new personal record, February 2013, so next time you see me give me a high five.

Or… just punch me in the face. It’s probably worth noting that the time is now 12:48am, so you know I am not wearing any pants and am really to invest another 3 solid hours on this because I don’t have work tomorrow, courtesy of Utah’s Pioneer Day. Later you would probably find me rocking and holding myself whilst sitting in my shower, mumbling incoherently about how I’ve wasted my life and how Burger King could kick Ronald McDonald’s ass anyway.

God bless handcarts!

jantzie: answer me two questions:
jantzie: are you ready?
the ninja: yes
jantzie: 1. are you a true ninja?
the ninja: yes
jantzie: 2. do you fold tshirts
the ninja: yes
jantzie:

jantzie: only a ninja could master such a skill
the ninja: holy sh** that is awesome!
the ninja: how do you find this stuff
jantzie: the internet is a power presence
jantzie: it’s knows all
the ninja: so were you curious as to how to fold a shirt real fast and ninja like or what? how does one start to think about looking this up?
the ninja: well, you amaze me with your internet findings all the time.
jantzie: well
jantzie: I myself am a powerful internet ninja
jantzie: master googler