I will take one of everything: the car, the kitchen, the dress, and the man. However, I’ll pass on the antiquated gender roles, thank you very much.

As I was cleaning off my desktop today, I came across this screenshot of an amusing CAPTCHA at Facebook – ‘Slightly Dinghy,’ which coincidentally is what I am planning to name my first boat. While not as good as say, Arrested Development’s ‘C-Word‘ or my lunch table pal’s ‘Knotty Bouys,’ I think it will do. Thanks Facebook!

How long have I been asking, why isn’t there a browser that allows me to hide my bizarre hair fetish and those hours lost to ebay supporting it. Finally, Microsoft hears the collective plea from the Crispin Glover’s of the world and gives us – Internet Explorer 8.

God bless you and your photo editors, CNN.

{source: CNN – Microsoft lets people surf without leaving a trace}

slick: Have you actually watched the Bonnie Tyler version of Total Eclipse of the Heart video?
jantzie: hummmmmm
jantzie: like a zillion years ago probably
jantzie:
jantzie: nothing really stands out about ti
slick: you gotta see this…. it’s 5:30 but it will change your world forever if you watch it to the end and see the twist ending…

jantzie: hehe let’s see it
jantzie: I had packed away my heaedphones
jantzie: but I got htem back out just to watch
jantzie: ha
slick: omg, i’m sorry
jantzie: hehe
jantzie: I love the key changes
jantzie: what’s up with those boys
slick: hah
jantzie: it almost looks like she’s at hogwarts
slick: HAHA
jantzie: I gotta twitter that
jantzie: brb
jantzie: hehe
slick: haah
jantzie: I can’t decide if she is good or not
jantzie: or if she is just coughing a lot
slick: It’s that lovely “smokers tone”
jantzie: “ODD MUSIC VIDEO FACTOID: If you look closely you will notice that “Total Eclipse of The Heart” was filmed at Hogwarts.”
jantzie: there it is
slick: hahahha.. nice
slick: that’ll send a few viewers to YouTube to watch that mess of a video
jantzie: wtf
slick: YES
slick: did you see it
jantzie: bright eyes
slick: haha
jantzie: woah
jantzie: what was that all about
jantzie: at least she can cough in tune
slick: haha! hacking-up-a-lung in tune.

I am in the middle of watching Super High Me while SLC is partially on fire, and everything smells like my Flagstaff college roommates. Ah, memories.

This is the closest I will ever get to Neil Patrick Harris. It’s a Shmantz/NPH/Jantzie facebook sandwich!

Looks like Muxtape is down… hopefully not for long. This could really ruin my schedule for tomorrow; I planned on making Tuesday the day I created the Muxtape to beat all Muxtapes. Ah well, so much for that. I guess I will actually have to do, you know, work.*

* joke alert for all the lurking productivity Nazis.

This year, I’m turning 28. Yes, it’s officially late 20s!

Please don’t give me any more winnie-the-pooh bedroom slippers or ice cube trays. I have pretty much everything I could want or need.

Shockingly, 1.1 billion people on the planet right now don’t have clean water to drink and 4,500 children will die today because of bad water.

I know you are thinking, hey, I wasn’t even going to get you anything for your birthday anyway! But instead of gifts for my birthday this year, I’m asking for donations to help build a freshwater well in Ethiopia. 100% of all the money raised will directly fund clean water projects.

Please help me support this great cause.

Thanks!

angie.

A tribute from GDGD to today’s lunch. Hurrah!

I really wish I would have had stock in Aqua Net. If I did wouldn’t be here, talking to you suckers (mum & google bots) on a blog, that’s for sure. To the time machine!