Oh really, where they hosing him down? That’s a line that never gets old.

I love you Pee-wee.

Language, you have been warned wee children:

I am intrigued by this fellow’s ability to multitask; smoking while whittling passionate words about the craftsmanship of his ride and want for liquid refreshment. Godspeed, young scooterer.

Shmantz:

jantzie: snap
jantzie: this is catchy
jantzie: oh crap
jantzie: it’s got a message
jantzie: but I am hooked
Shmantz: I think I am too,
jantzie: can I put this on my blog?
jantzie: I will attribute it to you
Shmantz: I don’t need the cred
Shmantz: but it is incredible
jantzie: oh bass solo
jantzie: fricka fricka
Shmantz: Jesus is like a mountie?
Shmantz: he always gets his man?
jantzie: WHAT
Shmantz: that’s in there
jantzie: zap!
jantzie: hehehe
jantzie: this is actually good
jantzie: they are getting down
jantzie: I think the moral of this story is that we all need to get matching vests
jantzie: oh
jantzie: and that jesus is my friend
Shmantz: and a back-up trio
jantzie: done and done

It’s funny cause it’s true.

This is the most amazing video I have ever seen: http://tinyurl.com/6fjc7m
@tylermace

Ditto.

thelilsis: hey i need a centimeter stick?? can you give me a site with one i can print? or email me a picture please!!
thelilsis: i think i am going to try for the worlds longest tongue
thelilsis: the record is 9.5 centimeters
thelilsis: 3.74 inches never mind!!
thelilsis: crud i am only missing half an inch!!
jantzie: ha
thelilsis: i know!!
thelilsis: that stinks!!
jantzie: maybe you need to start listening to more KISS
thelilsis: huh??
jantzie: then you can get a wicked long tongue
thelilsis: i have no idea what you are talking about
thelilsis: is there such a thing as a tongue stretcher??
jantzie: I don’t know but if there was I bet gene simmons invented it
jantzie: I bet you can get one as a member of the kiss army fan club
thelilsis: that would be awesome to have a record long tongue
thelilsis: i still don’t know what you are talking about
thelilsis: who is jean simmons?
jantzie:

thelilsis: oh!!!
thelilsis: doh what am i thinking mommy and i were talking about them the other day!!
jantzie: what do you think about him?
thelilsis: cool!!
thelilsis: haha mommy and i were listening to them on tv the other day and a picture of them came up and i saw his/her tongue and i said mommy look he has a razy tongue too!!
jantzie: since you are doing harry potter this year for halloween, you can be kiss next year
thelilsis: hehe idk
thelilsis: is it a guy or girl?
jantzie: guy
thelilsis: oh maybe not!xD

…was this video from Jimmy Kimmels’ Big Night of Stars. Even better, it aired before the Emmys even started.

If only I would have opened this email earlier, I would have allowed said craving of indulgence and then I would have been rich… rich as fools!

—– Forwarded Message —-
From: ENGER JAMES WOOD
Sent: Saturday, April 26, 2008 9:30:44 AM
Subject: CONTACT ME.

SHELL PETROLEUM DEVELOPMENT CORPORATION (SPDC)

Hello,

With due respect, I crave your indulgence as I contact you in such a surprising manner. But I respectfully insist you read this letter carefully as I am optimistic it will open doors for unimaginable financial rewards to you. I am Enger. James Wood, of the Shell Petroleum Development Corporation (SPDC). I have successfully transferred $3. 3million to the first bank account that Mr. Jeffery Burke, provided but the bank informed me that the other bank account he provided cannot carry the balance so I can`t wire the remaining $6.5million there, and I have not heard from Mr. Jeffery Burke since a week he informed me that he has pulled the funds from his bank account, I guess he has betrayed me and I believe you are not such. I have contacted you to assist me receive the remaining balance.

Please get back to me ASAP so that I can transfer the remaining balance as soon as possible I have made a solid arrangement with the bank`s director of operation remittance department to make this transfer through their SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTRE in Europe, America and Asia Pacific,

This card centre will send you an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw this money in an ATM MACHINE in any part of the world, but the maximum is ($1,000 000.00USD) Hundred Thousand US Dollars per transaction. So that you will withdraw $1,000 000.00USD a day and each transaction is $ 100,000USD minimum which you have to withdraw $1,000 000.00USD for one working day, also be informed that the total amount in the SWIFT ATM CARD is $6.5million USD. I promise to give you 30% from the total sum. This funds arose from over-invoicing of contract receipts for the Turn Around Maintenance (TAM) of refineries and also the rehabilitation of Petroleum pipelines, depot and Jetties.

The Federal Government and the Federal Ministry of Petroleum resources approved the total value of $280million, and the payment of foreign contractors from Japan, France and U.S.A. has already started, because most part of the work for the Turn Around Maintenance (TAM) has been fully Completed, I will use your name or company`s as a consultant and job costing contractor to SHELL so that the $6.5million can be transferred to you without any hitch whatsoever.

Please treat this with total maturity/confidentiality until the conclusion of this transaction and also get back to me with your personal information so that I will apply on your behalf.

FULL NAME:
ADDRESS:
COUNTRY:
OCCUPATION:
POSITION:
TELEPHONE NUMBER:
AGE:

Regards.
Enger. James Wood.

I last took this quiz in May 3rd, 2006 so I thought it was time for another political self check. I am sure if my grandma ever read my blog she would say I was slipping farther into the dark side. And my retort would be, “if when you say ‘dark side’ you mean ‘obama-land’ then yes, it’s true.”

You are a Social Liberal (66% permissive) and an… Economic Liberal (30% permissive) You are best described as a: Democrat Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid Also : The OkCupid Dating Persona Test