(source: the JB)

All I have to say is the following: hehehehehehehehehe.

Are white guys supposed to be this cool? Guess we all learned a little something today. The white ceiling is shattered.

jantzie: are you ready
ben-jamin: YES
ben-jamin: for what?
jantzie: I SAID
jantzie: ARE YOU READY?!!
ben-jamin: TOTALLLY!!!
jantzie: give a warm welcome to the best thing you will see on the internet today
jantzie: the following video
jantzie:

(source: laughing squid)
ben-jamin: hehhehehehe
ben-jamin: I love this
ben-jamin: that road crossing was scary
jantzie: yah
ben-jamin: thank you.
ben-jamin: that was the best
jantzie: you’re welcome
jantzie: I always deliver
ben-jamin: yes. yes, you do.

VS

I’m the founder of a cover band called Fuey Blewis and the Parkers. These are our two favorite songs we play. Alright, alright… the only two songs.

Sunnova, I was just going to do this! Maybe World’s Largest Red Bull is still available.