Hobo Steaks

jantzie: are you wearing a christmas sweater tomorow?
shmantz: no
shmantz: that doesn’t really seem like something I would do
jantzie: that’s why you should do it
shmantz: think so?
jantzie: sure
jantzie: I want one with two wreaths over my boobies
jantzie: that would be classy
shmantz: that wold be classy, you should make one
jantzie: maybe I will stop by DI on the way home
shmantz: I’m going to welfare square on my way home
jantzie: hehe
jantzie: steak one from a hobo
jantzie: I mean steal
jantzie: steak sounds good
jantzie: hobo steak sounds REALLY good
jantzie: what do you say you and I take a long lunch, run by welfare square, steal ourselves some christmas sweatering hobo steaks?
shmantz: what does nachos american style mean?
jantzie: that’s a slap in the face to someone’s heritage
shmantz: I’m glad we’re on the same page, as an american, I’m offended
jantzie: I might buy some
jantzie: just so I can throw them on the floor
jantzie: and plant an american flag on top
shmantz: that sounds about right
jantzie: or
jantzie: what do you say you and I take a long lunch, run by welfare square, steal ourselves some christmas sweatering hobo steaks?
shmantz: I heard you the first time
jantzie: well?
shmantz: sure, I’m in
jantzie: good