Let’s hope it’s just another passing phase. No no, not the “byrne phase,” the “restless phase.”

There once was a governor named Blagojevich
who gave up senate seats like a sonnovabitch
so he went on The View
and we all said whoop-de-doo
he should have just stuck with Oprah

Rockwell needs to upgrade to an opaque shower curtain with anchors or ducks on it. Something less frightening for his delicate imagination. Or maybe he needs one one with Michael Jackson and the Geico money faces on it. Yeah, I am making 100 of those for ebay, so place your orders now before they run out!

% At the Skinner residence, Seymour comes in to find Agnes, angry and waiting by the front door.

Agnes: Oh, Seymour, it’s 7:30. Where were you?
Skinner: A bar, Mom.
Agnes: I don’t know what that is, but on Fridays, you come straight home after school! Tonight is silhouette night. Sit there!
Skinner: I really just came home to change into a turtleneck.
Agnes: Seymour! Sit!
Skinner: In the morning. Oh, Mom? I’m borrowing your car.

– I have no son, “The Principal and the Pauper”

Day One, done and done.

I swear to all that is holy, I am going to make it through this year. Or at least till April.