I am ready to pop and lock it out tomorrow at ignite slc 2. I think.

You’re going to need your dancing shoes.

This is what I stare at everyday. EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Hot. And I love that roll off the stage; that’s how I am going to end every song I sing on a psychedelic stage. Yeah.

Uh… okay.

This video has truly inspired me. Oh no, not to fix my hair, how dare you. I am going to talk in my 40’s newsies talkie voice all day tomorrow. Yes sir, here I come. Watch out boys, she’s taking the world by storm.

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This might be the worst jingle ever but OMG IT’S MR T! SQUEEEE!

I know I am a little bit late to this party but WOW, the Shamwow guy really does look like Beavis. Hehe hehe hehehe… Beavis got a job. Sucker.

Dammit! The actual line goes, “Hummm, we’ve got oj, purple stuff, soda, Sunny d. Yeah, go for it!” So I screwed it up, sue me! Points for effort for thinking semi-cleverly before my Red Bull injection.

But who’s going to drink that Purple Stuff? Maybe it’s Willie Wonka’s own personal “jesus juice.”

NUMBER ONE… I LOVE YOU!

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