Twitter pal and Ignite Salt Lake Alumni, Dungeoncore, just told me he has only seen one episode of Arrested Development. My response: a single tear rolled down my cheek.

I know you’ve been breathlessly waiting for new podcasts. Why you aren’t just following the RSS of Your Lucky Break tumblr, I have no idea. Anyhoo, here you go:

“Melungeon Salad” [Episode 4 - 04.15.09]

“Hawkin’ for Arby’s” [Episode 5 - 04.21.09]

Enjoy.

I don’t know if I am attracted to Lost’s Michael Emerson (aka Benjamin Linus) because of his similarities to Paul Reubens, or the fact that he is kinda creepy, which oddly is a turn on. Wait, now that I think of it, I guess those aren’t mutually exclusive, are they?

jantzie: dolly parton: hot or not hot
don jeem: you mean now?
jantzie: is there a difference?
don jeem: well, she looks more and like anorexic Joker as she closes in on 80
jantzie: Maybe that’s what Kenny Rogers liked in her
don jeem: I’ve fantasized about being Dabny Coleman and getting lassoed by dolly
jantzie: ah
jantzie: roleplay
jantzie: hot
don jeem: yes
jantzie: she’d work you 9 to 5
jantzie: 9am to 5pm , then a light melungeon salad, then work you 9pm – 5am
don jeem: hiyoo
don jeem: should we do the next podcast this way?
jantzie: yes
jantzie: we are doing one right now
jantzie: for the hearing impaired
don jeem: then have someone read the transcript
jantzie: ha yes
jantzie: paid actors
jantzie: I pick Dolly Parton
don jeem: Drew Barrymore for me
jantzie: this is all (online) gold

I think we (myself and my momz) all can agree, I need some hobbies. But I’m either (1) working all the time or (2) have no one to do them with or (3) incredibly lazy. So I combined all those and created a podcast with Don Jeem that we record once or twice a week during our afternoon break. Thus, “Your Lucky Break.” Clever.

We have recorded three episodes to date:

“Begin the Beguine” [Episode 1 - 04.02.09]

“Drift to the Left” [Episode 2 - 04.07.09]

“The Brassy Canoe” [Episode 3 - 04.09.09]

PS Please ignore my use of “literally” and “he’s all like.” I’m trying shock therapy to break this habit, I’ll let you know how it goes.

Song of the day: “Give a little, take a little” by Jimmy Cliff. This is what it’s all about people. Give a little, take a little. Leave a penny, take a penny. Suck and blow. The circle of life.

I might never see my name in lights, but I love seeing my name on Last.fm as a “Top Listener” of Adam Carolla. YES.

{source: laughing squid}

He may not hold the title of world’s greatest business card, but he’s in the lead for world’s greatest douchebag.

Sometimes you think to yourself, “man, I’ve seen all there is to see on this here internet.” Then you find nuggets like these and you find yourself refreshed and renewed. I love you internet, truly I do.

Speaking of love, nothing says romance like watching Weird Al videos on YouTube by candlelight. That buckingham is some catch.

Finally, the long awaited (by my mum) video of my Ignite Salt Lake presentation. It didn’t go exactly to plan but that’s okay– I didn’t pee my pants on stage. VICTORY IS MINE!