I’m giving away two tickets to the Utah Free Media fundraiser with Tim Easton and Eilen Jewell this Saturday, May 30th at the State Room courtesy of my show, Stereo Hambone!

Enter your name and email in the comments below as many times as you wish from now until midnight MST tomorrow, Thursday May 28th. I will use the random number generator to select a winner Friday morning and notify you by email. Tickets will be available at the door on Saturday. Good luck mofos!

My first giveaway… momma would be so proud! This is for you! *Points in an upward fashion towards heaven or more specifically on a map to Oklahoma*

And make sure to check out my show, Stereo Hambone! every Wednesday 10:30pm – Midnight (MST):

Wax those surfboards, plump those pompadours, and grab the tallest tiki cocktail you can find, because Stereo Hambone is ready to rock and roll.

MEDICAL DISCLAIMER: Not for the faint of heart or those with allergies to the following – bossanova, rockabilly, swing, standards, big band, latin, exotica, surf… basically anything with vintage sensibilities and a kick-ass sound.

Kick ass concerts are a lot more fun than phone drives and bake sales, and all the cool kids are doing concerts, so naturally that’s what Utahfm is doing. Support community radio by rocking out with Stereo Hambone and UtahFM!

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. Only $20?! I’d pay upwards but not over $20 to see this show. This is exactly what I’ve wanted to do since I realized it existed five minutes ago thanks to jdeem. And when I say thanks, I mean, thanks for letting me daydream about this hunk of funk for the rest of the afternoon. *sigh*

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This isn’t your parents’ Spin the Bottle. Back in their day, they actually had to use a gross empty bottle that didn’t spin very well. Borrrring! Electronic Spin the Bottle takes the old party favorite out of the dark ages and into the 21st Century. The see-through blue plastic bottle lights up when you spin it and makes cool sound effects as it whizzes around. When it comes to a rest, the light beaming out of the bottle cap will leave no doubt as to whom it is pointing to. Over 130 commands are programmed into 3 categories: Truth, Dare or Kiss/Forfeit. Tell the truth – which teacher is the most boring? We dare you to dance under the table! Will you kiss the spinner’s nose, or will you forfeit? The bottle is held in place by a stand, so you can really give it a good spin, and let the fun begin! Comes with electronic bottle, stand, instructions and batteries. For ages 9 and up.

iam1cuteboy: I need this
jantzie: “Our Recommended Age: 9 – 99 years, Manufacturer Recommended Age: 9 – 99 years”
jantzie: that’s the best part
iam1cuteboy: does that mean 9 year olds can play it with 99 year olds?
jantzie: yes, yes it does.

Podcast, get yer podcasts! Fresh podcasts, just like momma used to make:

Do you enjoy any of the following: Jesuses? Skrimshaw? Mullets?
THEN JOIN US FOR THE FIRST PART OF A VERY SPECIAL TWO PART EPISODE! (CLIFFHANGER NOT INCLUDED)

“Jesus And Hugh: Part Juan” [Episode 6 Part 1 - 04.27.09]

Any of this suit your fancy: Fatties? Bea Arthur? Hospice tents?
THEN JOIN US (AGAIN) FOR THE LEFTOVERS OF A VERY SPECIAL TWO PART EPISODE!

“Jesus And Hugh: Part Deux” [Episode 6 Part 2 - 04.27.09]

And again, you could always go to Your Lucky Break and get it yourself. But there you go.

I’m in a head-punching mood today so this song fits the bill. I know for a fact there are some people who like to go to Fist City, if not for the fights for their 2 for 1 drink specials on Tuesdays.

From twitter pal, liquidheaven. He also hosts a show on utahfm.org:

Scottco – Saturday 9-10:30pm “Scene Not Heard”
Bringing you the latest leaks, downloads and other breaking indie, electro and underground. Scene Not Heard delivers the music your friends will be into six months from now.

Did I mention I hosted one too? Uh, actually no, I forgot. More about that upcoming. Stay tuned.