He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-Michael-Jackson
So there I was at work yesterday doing what I do every Tuesday afternoon – watching a celebrity funeral streaming from CNN, natch. When suddenly there was a man singing whom I didn’t immediately recognize, but had a tinge of familiarity. Confusion cleared up today:

LORD EVIL – aka Black Voldemort, has been identified. The man who startled the world when he sang at Michael Jackson’s memorial yesterday is Darryl Phinnessee, a longtime Jackson session musician. Uh, Phinnessee? Really? Is that a name or did a cat write that part of the story? (source = mtv)
God bless wwtdd. Never fails to lend a helping hand or make you wet myself.
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