WHY DOESN’T ANYONE TAKE OUT THE GD TRASH AROUND HERE. Oh, I guess it’s my turn. Whoops.

Let me start out with the facts: I’m a bit of a packrat. I’m getting better at keeping my home more tidy, you know, after starring in that episode of Hoarders. But when it comes to organizing my digital assets, I still haven’t nipped that problem yet. Thus, while sorting my desktop for the millionth time, I found the following amusing nuggets:

PS And I mean SORTED, like move/delete/organize, not just dump into a folder that says “To Sort 4.” Look ma, I’m growing! I didn’t just shovel a path to my hard drive this time, my desktop is really clean!

Who wants to join my bookclub for a reading of a motivational classic, “All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten from Google,” eh?

Booyah, good sir. Booyah.

Favrd. *sigh* The cock that every twitterer loves to rock. I have never received a twitter notification directly from favrdbot, so I thought I might capture the moment in screenshots. You know, give the grandkids something to wonder aloud about as they scavenge my hopechest for gold to pawn, just two hours after my body is in the ground. Ah, [future] memories.

Wow, The Daily Plate is overly specific when it comes to exercise, eh? I was going to do some full contact origami for my exercise today after my hearty meal of lentils and tofu, but I think I will just push this wheelchair around instead. I wonder if you would get double credit for pushing John Travolta around?

As I was cleaning off my desktop today, I came across this screenshot of an amusing CAPTCHA at Facebook – ‘Slightly Dinghy,’ which coincidentally is what I am planning to name my first boat. While not as good as say, Arrested Development’s ‘C-Word‘ or my lunch table pal’s ‘Knotty Bouys,’ I think it will do. Thanks Facebook!

How long have I been asking, why isn’t there a browser that allows me to hide my bizarre hair fetish and those hours lost to ebay supporting it. Finally, Microsoft hears the collective plea from the Crispin Glover’s of the world and gives us – Internet Explorer 8.

God bless you and your photo editors, CNN.

{source: CNN – Microsoft lets people surf without leaving a trace}

This is the closest I will ever get to Neil Patrick Harris. It’s a Shmantz/NPH/Jantzie facebook sandwich!

Looks like Muxtape is down… hopefully not for long. This could really ruin my schedule for tomorrow; I planned on making Tuesday the day I created the Muxtape to beat all Muxtapes. Ah well, so much for that. I guess I will actually have to do, you know, work.*

* joke alert for all the lurking productivity Nazis.