A Very Close Call

July 29th, 2008

A Very Close Call

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Not So Bad

April 3rd, 2008

Yesterday, while feeling a little stressed at work, decided I needed a little “me time” and retreated to the restroom. While I was hiding, I mean, frequenting the facilities, I noticed a small footprint on the metal stall wall. On closer inspection, this footprint appeared to have six toes. As I left I thought to myself, hey, maybe things aren’t so bad for me after all.

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