Must. Resist. Purchase. Vantiki Mug… Wallet. Opening…. Must. Wait. For. Christmas!

Anyone looking to buy me a birthday/flag day/pioneer day present, here it is.

O.M.G. – One of my favorite movies of all time,
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie, is finally being rereleased on dvd. Sadly (underscoring my uber-nerd qualities) I am devastated that I haven’t been enjoying this nugget for the past week, as it came out on the 6th and it’s the 13th. What kind of fan am I, how dare I, how can I sleep at night? (on and on I go)

I have been saving up to get the MST3K: The Movie from ebay, but it’s a bit hard to spend over $100 on an oop dvd, in our current world situation. But don’t put the idea completely past me, as I did spend over $70 on a box of Mr. T Cereal. But we weren’t in (or on the brink of) a recession then mind you, and I now consider it part of my years supply. So when I am literally dying of hunger, Mr. T will see me through. AND IT WILL BE WORTH EVERY LAST CENT.

Oh right, we were talking about MST3K. Schedule tomorrow is as follows:

• go to work
• do work whatnots
• leave work
• immediately race to my nearest Best Buy and procure the most fantastic movie to grace 1996 that cast robots
• watch movie in bed and fall asleep to the soothing sounds of Mike, Tom Servo and Crow

More about the movie (for my two readers, my momz and google bot):

From the makers of the highly successful cult classic TV series comes Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie – one of the most outrageous, most irreverent, and most hilarious big-screen spoofs ever! A mad scientist, in his quest for world domination, concocts a diabolical scheme to subject the human race to the worst movie ever made: 1955’s This Island Earth. It’s up to one test subject’s quick wit, sharp sense of humor, and utter intolerance for cinematic garbage to foil the plans of the scientist and to save the Earth. Experience the hijinks and low jabs of Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie – where the worse the movie is, the better time you’ll have!

Dear 2008 Christmas List,

Add this to yourself, would ya? -

Your best pal,
me.