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    Stormtroopers’ 9/11

    September 15th, 2009

    See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

    Where were you when the Death Star fell?

    {source: college humor, by way of mistereee}

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    Melting Pot

    September 3rd, 2009

    No sense in washing out your ears cause it’s about to get all funkay in there! Holla white people style, “woot woot!”

    {source: more from the lovely jasonwbaker }

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    Perfect Strangers

    August 13th, 2009

    JASONWBAKER, I LOVE YOU!

    {source: the lovely jasonwbaker }

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    O.M.G.

    August 11th, 2009

    THIS MIGHT BE THE SINGLE GREATEST THING. EVER. ON THE INTERNET. TODAY.

    But seriously, Internet, let’s never get crazy like that? Okay? Okay. *smooch*

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    Girls Gone Grabblin 2

    August 6th, 2009

    I know I’ve brought this up before, but I’m still amazed by this noodling phenomenon. I’m not a big fan of putting my hands in dark and wet places for fun, but that’s just me.

    PS I did NOT make up that title, I pulled it straight from you tube. Sometimes reality is better than fiction.

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    Camping Shmamping

    July 23rd, 2009

    A long time ago, some pioneers and a dude in a beard decided “this is the place” and pushed their covered wagons on their side to claim the land of Salt Lake City for the Mormon settlers. For all I know it could have been 25 years ago or maybe the 1800s; what I know for sure is that I’m no historian and I’m way too lazy to look it up on wikipedia. Anyway, Salt Lake City and associated LDS folk designate celebrate July 24th as Pioneer Day. I’ll be spending this time getting back to my pioneer roots as many do, by camping. I’ll remember their hardships by sleeping in a tent Buckingham bought off amazon.com and napping in this kick ass hammock I got a Kirkams. Look ma, I’m a pioneer!

    And now that you’re up to speed:

    b9n: Jim Gaffigan about camping

    jantzie: I don’t know about this whole thing
    jantzie: I think I might like the idea of camping more than the actual camping part
    jantzie: you know, like an eddie bauer commercial
    b9n: there aren’t any kids in those commercials
    jantzie: that’s because they’ve been eaten by bears
    b9n: or mosquitos
    jantzie: besides, no rich people have kids
    b9n: hehe
    jantzie: they know better
    b9n: or they had kids, and now they aren’t rich
    jantzie: right
    jantzie: or they pay someone to feed them while they’re camping
    jantzie: sometimes they let the faucet drip
    jantzie: but someone has to refill the bowl of m&ms once in a while
    jantzie: or the kids will call the police, and rich people don’t like that

    So if you don’t see me back online by August 2nd, I’ve been eaten by bears. Or mosquitoes. Or children. Or all of the above. Send your flowers via proflowers.com, won’t you?

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    Money Money Money

    July 23rd, 2009

    Too bad it’s not payday. I do love getting those sacks with the dollar signs on them.

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    I Suck

    July 17th, 2009

    I might just take down this site because, hello, today’s big thing pretty much kicks my ass in the good video department. But I’m also a fan of the ultimate lazyman’s trifecta: redundancy, disinterest and apathy. Thus jantzie.com lives to see another day.

    I’m about to schmear myself with deet and roll around in the woods for the weekend, so I’ll leave you with these two awesome nuggets:

    and

    {source: today’s big thing, duh didn’t you read any of this?}

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    Going Down South

    July 17th, 2009

    HAPPY FRIDAY, BEEYATCHES!

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    Silence Stix

    July 13th, 2009

    I’m going to try this game with my nieces and nephews. Mostly because I know they would never be able to keep their yaps shut and I love me some Slim Jims.

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